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01Undated

There are those who scoff at the schoolboy, calling him frivolous andshallow: Yet it was the schoolboy who said 'Faith is believing what youknow ain't so'.

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02Undated

It usually takes me two or three days to prepare an impromptu speech.

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03Undated

Be respectful to your superiors, if you have any.

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04Undated

In Paris they just simply opened their eyes and stared when we spoke to them in French! We never did succeed in making those idiots understand their own language.

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05Undated

I was sorry to have my name mentioned as one of the great authors, because they have a sad habit of dying off. Chaucer is dead, Spencer is dead, so is Milton, so is Shakespeare, and I’m not feeling so well myself.

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06Undated

If we would learn what the human race really is at bottom, we need only observe it in election times.

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07Undated

Man was made at the end of the week's work when God was tired.

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08Undated

We should be careful to get out of an experience only the wisdom that is in it and stop there lest we be like the cat that sits down on a hot stove lid. She will never sit down on a hot stove lid again and that is well but also she will never sit down on a cold one anymore.

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09Undated

I take my only exercise acting as a pallbearer at the funerals of my friends who exercise regularly.

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10Undated

The source of all humor is not laughter, but sorrow.

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11Undated

There is something fascinating about science. One gets such wholesale returns of conjecture out of such a trifling investment of fact.

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12Undated

I have lived a long life and had many troubles, most of which never happened

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13Undated

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

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14Undated

A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.

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15Undated

Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.

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16Undated

Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn't.

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17Undated

The Bible has noble poetry in it... and some good morals and a wealth of obscenity, and upwards of a thousand lies.

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18Undated

A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar.

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19Undated

Herodotus says, "Very few things happen at the right time, and the rest do not happen at all: the conscientious historian will correct these defects.

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20Undated

When ill luck begins, it does not come in sprinkles, but in showers.

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21Undated

If a cat sits on a hot stove, that cat won't sit on a hot stove again. That cat won't sit on a cold stove either. That cat just don't like stoves.

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22Undated

This nation is like all the others that have been spewed upon the earth--ready to shout for any cause that will tickle its vanity or fill its pocket. What a hell of a heaven it will be when they get all these hypocrites assembled there!- Letter to J. H. Twichell, 1/29/1901

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23Undated

Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen.

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24Undated

Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform (or pause and reflect).

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