01c. 83 ADAlexander wept when he heard from Anaxarchus that there was an infinite number of worlds; and his friends asking him if any accident had befallen him, he returns this answer: "Do you not think it a matter worthy of lamentation that when there is such a vast multitude of them, we have not yet conquered one?"Plutarch / quote ↗
02c. 83 ADLike the man who threw a stone at a bitch, but hit his step-mother, on which he exclaimed, "Not so bad!"Plutarch / quote ↗
03c. 83 ADPittacus said, "Every one of you hath his particular plague, and my wife is mine; and he is very happy who hath this only."Plutarch / quote ↗
06c. 83 ADI, for my own part, had much rather people should say of me that there neither is nor ever was such a man as Plutarch, than that they should say, "Plutarch is an unsteady, fickle, froward, vindictive, and touchy fellow."Plutarch / quote ↗
07c. 83 ADScilurus on his death-bed, being about to leave fourscore sons surviving, offered a bundle of darts to each of them, and bade them break them. When all refused, drawing out one by one, he easily broke them,—thus teaching them that if they held together, they would continue strong; but if they fell out and were divided, they would become weak.Plutarch / quote ↗
08c. 83 ADDionysius the Elder, being asked whether he was at leisure, he replied, "God forbid that it should ever befall me!"Plutarch / quote ↗
09c. 83 ADA prating barber asked Archelaus how he would be trimmed. He answered, "In silence."Plutarch / quote ↗
10c. 83 ADWhen Philip had news brought him of divers and eminent successes in one day, "O Fortune!" said he, "for all these so great kindnesses do me some small mischief."Plutarch / quote ↗
11c. 83 ADThere were two brothers called Both and Either; perceiving Either was a good, understanding, busy fellow, and Both a silly fellow and good for little, Philip said, "Either is both, and Both is neither."Plutarch / quote ↗
12c. 83 ADPhilip being arbitrator betwixt two wicked persons, he commanded one to fly out of Macedonia and the other to pursue him.Plutarch / quote ↗
13c. 83 ADBeing about to pitch his camp in a likely place, and hearing there was no hay to be had for the cattle, "What a life," said he, "is ours, since we must live according to the convenience of asses!"Plutarch / quote ↗
14c. 83 AD"These Macedonians," said he, "are a rude and clownish people, that call a spade a spade."Plutarch / quote ↗
15c. 83 ADHe made one of Antipater's recommendation a judge; and perceiving afterwards that his hair and beard were coloured, he removed him, saying, "I could not think one that was faithless in his hair could be trusty in his deeds."Plutarch / quote ↗
16c. 83 ADBeing nimble and light-footed, his father encouraged him to run in the Olympic race. "Yes," said he, "if there were any kings there to run with me."Plutarch / quote ↗
17c. 83 ADWhen Darius offered him ten thousand talents, and to divide Asia equally with him, "I would accept it," said Parmenio, "were I Alexander." "And so truly would I," said Alexander, "if I were Parmenio." But he answered Darius that the earth could not bear two suns, nor Asia two kings.Plutarch / quote ↗
18c. 83 ADWhen he was wounded with an arrow in the ankle, and many ran to him that were wont to call him a god, he said smiling, "That is blood, as you see, and not, as Homer saith, 'such humour as distils from blessed gods.'"Plutarch / quote ↗
19c. 83 ADAristodemus, a friend of Antigonus, supposed to be a cook's son, advised him to moderate his gifts and expenses. "Thy words," said he, "Aristodemus, smell of the apron."Plutarch / quote ↗
20c. 83 ADThrasyllus the Cynic begged a drachm of Antigonus. "That," said he, "is too little for a king to give." "Why, then," said the other, "give me a talent." "And that," said he, "is too much for a Cynic (or, for a dog) to receive."Plutarch / quote ↗
21c. 83 ADAntagoras the poet was boiling a conger, and Antigonus, coming behind him as he was stirring his skillet, said, "Do you think, Antagoras, that Homer boiled congers when he wrote the deeds of Agamemnon?" Antagoras replied, "Do you think, O king, that Agamemnon, when he did such exploits, was a peeping in his army to see who boiled congers?"Plutarch / quote ↗
22c. 83 ADPyrrhus said, "If I should overcome the Romans in another fight, I were undone."Plutarch / quote ↗
23c. 83 ADThemistocles being asked whether he would rather be Achilles or Homer, said, "Which would you rather be,—a conqueror in the Olympic games, or the crier that proclaims who are conquerors?"Plutarch / quote ↗
24c. 83 ADHe preferred an honest man that wooed his daughter, before a rich man. "I would rather," said Themistocles, "have a man that wants money than money that wants a man."Plutarch / quote ↗
